Getting Directions from a Woman!
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
And then I told him, “Earl, you dang sure better take care of your eyes ‘cause they’re the only balls you got.”
I didn’t mean to shoot him! He just sorta fell into my bullet …
“I tried to drown my sorrows in alcohol but the bastards learned how to swim!” - Frida Kahlo
Rescuing a Damsel in Distress!
Dogs are better than cowboys ‘cause they mean it when they kiss ‘ya!
Lake Tahoe
Lipstick Ranch
Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park!
Indigenous Peoples
"There is no death, just a changing of worlds." -American Indian Proverb
Truckee
Vodka is to women what duct tape is to men … it fixes everything!
You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend!
It's not about age... it's about attitude!
She had too many shoes... said no woman ever!
The trouble with trouble is that it starts out as fun!
Her feet hurt from kicking so much ass!
She wanted to credit her decision to the wisdom of age, but deep down she knew it was because of her expensive underwear and fabulous shoes.
Lead me not into temptation! Who the HELL am I kidding?! Follow me! I know a shortcut!
Wake Up. Kick Ass. Repeat.
Today's a good day... to have a good day!
Cowgirl Car Wash
I still don't understand what a wine stopper is for...
My back-up career plan! (The underwater circus!)
Damn straight I go braless... it pulls all the wrinkles outta my face!
He stuck my heart in an old tin can and shot it off a log...
We must teach our children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of their grandfathers. - Native American Proverb
She knew she had a big ass... her attitude was KISS IT!
You and me are like fat thighs... we always stick together!
...and then he said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. And then I said, quit being such a little bitch, Earl.
A cowgirl's best ammunition is her smile!
A man can have too many women... but he can never have too many bullets.
The Hole in the Wall Gang
If a girl wants to be a legend, she should just go ahead and be one. - Annie Oakley
I meant to behave... but there were too many other options!
Indian Maiden
Indian Paint Brush
Pretty Miss Red Wing
Buffalo Bill Cody
Pa says I can have my choice of any man. Rather have my choice.
I'm out of estrogen... and I have a gun.
Saints & Sinners
A winner hands down!
Venus Alley, Butte America!
Meaderville, Montana - The Copper Club
Life's a Circus!
The Girl from Virginia City
Prairie Rose Henderson, Legendary American Cowgirl
Was he really worth shaving her legs for?
We can only be friends if your kind of a bitch. Not a full-on bitch, 'cause that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, I'll scare you too much. But half-way bitches... now those are my soul sisters!
Double the trouble, twice the fun!
Fox Hastings, Legendary American Cowgirl, Circa 1924
I do not have enough coffee or middle fingers for today.
Can't really talk the talk, or walk the walk... but if you need someone to drink the drink, we're all yours!
Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control!
Who needs alcohol to make bad decisions?
Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight?
Even though this whole Covid thing is done and dusted, I still want many of you to stay the hell away from me.
Always love a woman for her personality... we have ten, so you can choose!
Tres Bellezas!
The EX Quarter Circle Ranch
Best Friends
Route 66
The Lipstick Cowgirl
I discovered the fountain of youth... and it looks a lot like vodka!
If the world was a logical place, MEN would ride horses sidesaddle!